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"Bank of America has been instrumental with all of my financial needs. They have given me access to my money and so much more. BOA has taught me so much about how to invest in stonks."

Eugene Carol

Eugene Carol

Residential Client

"Bank of Sarasota has been super valuable with my business needs, there is always someone there to talk to that will always listen to me and even give me business advice such as the higher you pay people, the more they like you."

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Mark Williams

Business Client

"Bank of Sarasota has allowed me to invest my money and gain so much more as well. They have an instant wealth program where if you invest $500k or more, they will instantly invest it into stonks for you and they keep all the profits! Thats how stonks should work."

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Martin Smith

Residential Client

"I can't believe I didn't hear about BOA sooner. They have been incredible to my business and me personally as well. They have some very cute girls to talk to on the phone that are always willing to spend more of your money."

Rickey Muller

Rickey Muller

Business Client

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Bank of Sarasota

Who in the heck are you guys? 

The Bank of Sarasota (BOS) is a bank located in, well, Sarasota, Florida. We specialize in financial advice and money holding. Have money? Don't trust yourself? Let us keep it and never give it back. We also specialize in making terribly fake websites such as this one!